Waste time.

I think couples should realise they're not meant for each other after the first 1 year.

Don't waste each other's time.

They have to get laid with other people too.

First let me say that death will achieve ultimate freedom from pain, fear, and depression. It is also the only way to experience complete peace. The hell of this pointless life and existence holds absolutely no meaning or reason to live. Nothing matters anymore because the deep pain is all that can be felt, and every day it only gets worse and worse. No one cares! They have proven it by how they hurt me. LOVE IS A LIE! The voice inside says freedom from the pain is to just end it, so get it over with. I know these things and I know how to commit suicide because I did it. Let me explain... My life really sucked and the deep black hole just kept getting deeper and darker. There was no way out, nothing anyone could say changed the fact that my life was hopeless and to die was the only answer.

::Some ways to die::

1. SUrround yrself with a litter of more than 5 puppies aged 7 weeks and above.

2. Annoy each and everyfriend around u and make them say 'ure such a killer' and hopefully their prayers come true.

3. Annoy each and everyfriend around you and hope they kill u, b4 u do.

4 Tie a noose round yr neck and hang yrself to a ceiling fan.

Most people who talk about suicide will not actually do it. What i suggest to these pple to relive their pain and fustration is ::

1. Take a pen knife, visualise yr wrist as a notice board and keep slashing (if u wanna be creative, write words of love.. even a poem or 2)

2. Tie yr eyelashes to yr armpit hair. Everytime u 'qua qua' someone, you'll end up plucking out yr eyelashes or yr armpit hair. (Kill 2 birds with 1 stone. U experience pain and quick removal of pit hair)

3. Take a pair of pliers and slowly pull out yr fingernails.


Most people wont do those. Too painful they say. For the suicide seeker who has no courage::

1. Take $100. Visit as many doctors as possible and say uhave insomnia. take as many pills as u can and down it with Vodka (contributed by Sue)

2. Down as many panadols as u can and hope u foam at the mouth and die

3. Lock yrself up in 7/11's freezer. Pray hard u sleep and die...


Hearing from so many people who wish to die. None of them have gone yet. All they do is yak yak yak non stop. O how i wish to die.. its so cool... come on.. its so PASSE already... find something new to do. If u really wish ure better off dead, then do it!!! Surround yrself with nike paraphelia if u need motivation.

Who knows, maybe the world wished u were dead.

Paulin, your Super IQ score is 102

Your overall intelligence quotient is the result of a scientifically-tested formula based on how many questions you answered correctly. But it's only part of what we learned about you from your answers on the test. We also determined the way you process information.

The way you think about things makes you an Intuitive Interpreter. This means you are a highly conceptual thinker. Rather than focusing on facts and figures, you look at the big picture. You are less inclined to need to walk through something step by step to understand the logic behind it. This also lets you make connections between something you learned three weeks ago and something you are learning today. While other people need those types of connections pointed out for them, you just naturally make them.

Hama din post her SCORE for her IQ test. I bet it must be like 200 or something. She's like some genius.

*wa lao*

I love you, Francesca.

I hope you love me too.

Petrina sms/mms me last night and told me she adopted an MS. Found out today some idiots doubted her intentions in DS. Hamhams was super angries and typed a couple of responses to retaliate but was called 'RUBBISH' in return.

Anyway i think the idiots are total crapness and they should all

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self destruct together.

Anyway Lemme quote hama 'hdryad: I think Petrina will one day sit on lotus flower one'

WAHAHA !

Wa this is fun but i warn i guys its DAMN LONG and filled with many questions!!!

THE ORIGINAL INKBLOT TEST! http://web.tickle.com/forward?sid=1083&test=inkblotogt

Pauline, your subconscious mind is driven most by Imagination

This means you have a deep desire to use innovative ideas to enhance your life and influence the world around you. This drive influences you far more than you may realize on a conscious level.

Your need to be innovative drives how you look at new opportunities and the kinds of experiences in life you choose to have. On an unconscious level, the reason you may be so driven by imagination is your fear of destruction, the opposite of creation. When you are unable to create due to restrictions imposed by your environment or even ones you unwittingly impose on yourself, do you feel trapped or confined? You may find these feelings of unease only get better when you find another outlet for your imagination.

With such a strong creative orientation, you are willing to entertain a broad spectrum of ideas at any given time. The world is a fuller, richer place because you can contribute new ideas to any experience. Your natural curiosity inspires those around you and encourages them to come up with ideas they wouldn't have thought of without your help.

Though your unconscious mind is driven most strongly by Imagination, there is much more to who you are at your core.

Pauline, the Right Job for you will allow you to be:


Creative and Analytical


You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others.

It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current.

All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.

PERSONALITY TEST!

Paulin, you're a Shark!

Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Shark which means you are a Seeker / Success Your primary sub-type is defined by "Seeker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Success" characteristics.

That means you've got a robust love of life and a killer instinct. Chances are you hate rules, and don't plan on getting old. You're flexible and friendly on top of being innovative and smart. In short, people respect you.

How do we know all this? How do we know you're extroverted and love being in the spotlight? Or that your mantra is "work hard, play hard"? How could we have divined that dull parties make you weep?

wa piang.
do u think i'm stupid?

Your IQ score is 118

This means you have exceptional verbal skills. You can easily make sense of complex issues and take an unusually creative approach to solving problems. Your strengths also make you a visionary. Even without trying you're able to come up with lots of new and creative ideas. And that's just a small part of what we know about you from your test results.


hehehee

go take yrs.

here

Your past life diagnosis:
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I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern USA North-Center around the year 775.
Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.
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Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Artistic personality, always transforming the ugly into the beautiful, gray into bright colors. You would find an opportunity of creative self-expression in any situation.
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The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.
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Do you remember now?



Rather accurate dont u think??

Blessing in Disguise. The REAL RESCO brand show leads were selling at Pet Symphony at $14.25! WOOHOO!!! I grabbed the white one from fluffie. Its box is old.. but its as good as new when i took it out! Anyone who wants! Theres 2 browns and 1 grey left!!!

hahhaa! Ivy brought me to a petshop in Holland last night. The shop is called. I forgot. Nevermind. Anyway, i saw they sell those Resco showleads so I asked the lady. (agak agak conversation. Cant rem the full details)

Me: Do you still have white coloured Rescos?

Her: noo.. these are all I have. Wht do u want them for? You show your dog?

Me: Yap!

Her: These are all I have. But i have some nicer ones coming in soon.

Me: Orrr ok.

Her: Is your dog old? Do you know how to show yr dog?

Me: My dog is only 1 year plus. Can i ask u something about the Resco lead? How do u use it? Do you use a tightly or loosely?

Her: (getting interested and a little loud) OHHHHH HAIYA so you dunno how to show yr dog. Why didnt you come to me? I can teach u or refer u to the right people.

Me: Oh. ok.

Her: Is you dog Obedience trained?

Me: Nope

Her: Then how do u want to show her? What commands does your dog know?

Me: Stand and Stay.

Her: Cannot la. Unless your dog is very very well trained if not cannot show. Why dont your BRING HER HERE ALONG WITH HER PEDIGREE PAPERS??

Me: HUH? bring her papers for what?

Her: err.. aiya its only one piece of paper. just bring la!

Me: ok loh

Her: okah. I give u my name card. Aiya u should have told me earlier i can show u how to handle..

Me: ohh so u handle dogs before in the show ring?

Her: Nope but i know people who does.

Me: ok thank u very much. bye.


That killed me really. Why should i bring my pedigree papers to show her? MADNESS!! I think she just wanna mock at me if francesca didnt come from a good kennel with champion bloodlines. She was talking to Fluffie and asked about his dog. Fluffie told him refund is a Sow's ear dog and she said... oh so the breed co -own the dog with u? Fluffie replied no and she launch into a if its a champion dog, the breeder would not just sell it like tht...


DUH~~~~~ i feel like killing myself on the spot. I have to stop my eyeballs from rolling out from my socket. I did want to lead her on more. Maybe i should bring francesca there and see wht she can do?

She would prolly go

Her: Are u sure she's a jack russell? She's so tall.

Her husband was puting up some certificate in a frame. I caught the words AMERICAN KENNEL CLUB and thought she had a dog from AKC. Instead, upon closer inspection, i saw GOOD CANINE CITIZEN FROM THE AKC. Was laughing like mad to myself.

o well. now i really feel like going back there with my dog.