My rabbits are here no more. My irksome mother said if the rabbits don't go, she will die of health problems.

she: You ALWAYS give me so much trouble. WHY can't you be like other kids? NEVER give their mother trouble. DO YOU KNOW I AM DYING BECAUSE OF THE RABBITS?

wa.. i feel like killing myself on the spot. I think all mothers have this bible they can refer to when they scold their kids.

Anyway, whenever she has a slight cough, a sniffle, or a headache.. its all because of my rabbits.

the only trouble she has with me are my rabbits so i whisk them away to never neverland. AIYA no la, i didnt poison them (like nicci can be poisoned).

I just board them somewhere in sengkang. I told my mom i took the knife and chopped off their heads.

she: YOU ARE SO CRUEL!!!!!
me: rolls eyes.

I was talking to my friend on the free shuttle bus to rivervale mall yesterday (YES THERE IS ONE THT GOES around sengkang for free!). There was this huge baby wailing its head away and I told my friend 'aiya i call u back'. she said ' ya la so noisy wah lau so distracting one..'

Then i sms-ed her ' I swear I'm not gonna have any kids. EVER!' and i accidently sms-ed to her home phone number and it got through! HAHAHAHHAHAHAA.

5 minutes later she called me back and sounded damn scared.

she: eh Pauline!
me: AIYA I KNOW I KNOW.
she: wah lau eh! i thought who u know?
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

The sms got thru and this lady speaking in a robotic static voice spoke my sms out! You can even press repeat and she can't hang up until u press 9. then she will say 'BYE'.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA kills me. really.

my passport photo is so different from what i look now that the customs' officer pointed to the picture and asked my dad, the driver 'WHERE WHERE?' i said ' ME LA'. he wrote something on it and it said 'change photo, not look the same'.

NB! at least write in proper engrish la. damn malaysians!

i must go update my passport if not later someone comes along and asks me to elope,i can't.

SIBEY LOO-GI!!!!

I was walking in and around NTUC and I saw all these labels that state 'BEST BEFORE 0903' or something. I mean Its normal on food stuffs and perishables but I saw them on batteries!!

I mean wtf? So if the label states BEST BEFORE 03. does that mean if i use the battery after 03, it would not be so best? or what?

And for food stuffs, if its best before 0304? does tht mean 2003 or 2004? and does tht ALSO mean if i eat it after 02 or 04, it is still edible just tht it is not as BEST as before?