to all my straight friends: not that u guys are ugly but certainly not model-like either.
HAHAHAHAAA

yes u know i'm only horsing around!

how do i be good friends with a good looking straight boy?

cannot ley!
cos what if i fall in love with him?

eek!
dangerous!

conversation that took place 10 minutes ago, at Compass point food court. Drinking my iced milo and eating the fake-o Ya koon bread.

him: 'Pauline, have you noticed all the good looking friends u have are all gays or lesbians? Don't you find that sad? (that all the good looking straight people don't want to befriend you?)'

me: aiya where got? I choose not to befriend them ma!

him: no its because you feel inferior and don't match up to them.. thats why i want you to change.. you must be more lady like.

me: siao! (starts to walk away)

him (very loudly): PAULINE! COME BACK! YOU ARE GETTING VERY RUDE THESE DAYS!

I hasten my steps.

Expect everything and you will get nothing.
expect nothing and it will be everything.