Just for Laughs: Hong Kong Subtitles

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from Hongkong::

-I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

-Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

-Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

-Who gave you the nerve to be killed here?

-This will be of fine service to you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that i remove your toenails and leave them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat them.

-I'll fire aimlessly if you dont come out!

-I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair.

-How can you use my intestines as a gift?

-Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some but of the giant lizard person. (wtf?? hahahaaaa)

-You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken


hahahahhaha

fluffie came out of NS yesterday. Looked slightly fatter. I think he is developing much chest. too much in fact. pls fluffie. NO BMs pls!!!!

Went to his place for steamboat with his folks which is great. He has a really nice family and he doesnt know it. 'Don't sweat the small stuffs' dude!

After which, we couldn't decide where to go so ending up watching the 11.40pm movie 'the hot chick' at Bishan. Typical slap stick american movie. Its highly entertaining anyway. Mag complained the seats at the cinema was smelly (as usual). Fluffie said the entire cinema reeks of cum (so now i know how it smells like).

Going to meet them later in town. Wish i had money to buy film for the polaroid cam so i can take pics with them! :*(

ok.. a kind soul has lend me the meteor garden 2 vcd last night. thank u!!! hehehe :)

i forgot to add a very wanted book! Mag: Have u ever thought of getting
this
for me?

Hello Friends and Foes...
(esp mag n jassica)

I dunno how u guys are gonna plan my bday but I hope its something good. I gave many hints to mag but i reckon she wont get any. Here is a not so subtle list of what presents you guys can get me. (so when i open them my face will light up, OK?)

1. Gloss CD
2. Polaroid Spectre Camera (with film exposures included pls)
3. Liu Xing Hua Yuan 2 (meteor Garden 2) VCD set or the equivalent (aiya, i still like Dao mingsi, super ham!) :)~~~
4. Get my mother to agree keep Francesca (ok if u guys suceed, ultimate present! Pls do not say i instigate u guys to do it)
(these 4 above not in any order of preference)
5. Bedsheets (nice ones tht comes in colours of the rainbow, preferbly with some stars)

Ok i think i have more than 5 friends right.

6. Alternatively, you guys can also give me some monies to buy all of the above. *do u think i can bribe my mom?

for my bday party if u 2 are planning any, pls get the dogs involved ok. Eileen's dogs too.

hahaha ok thts about all. Until i think of somemore, that is.

The weather is unbearably hot these days until I have to put ice cubes into my rabbits water bottle to cool them down.

I just got back from 'Si Ma Lu'
direct translation " fourhorse road'

My boss yvonne and my colleague jenny draged me to the temple to 'qui qian' (shake a bottle until a stick drops out)

I asked if my grandma would recover from her illness this year
Ans: NO

I asked if i would have good luck in my career this year
Ans: yes but no money will come in. (WTF?!)

I asked if i would have a bf this year
Ans: NO

(maybe i should ask if i would have a gf this yr since louis keeps saying i'm a lesbian WHICH I AM NOT!) *sticks finger in throat*

sian.

stupid weather.

pictures of napoleon and cleopatra. Patra is pregnant. Due in 2-3 weeks time. poor girl.